perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

#i feel like this is important somehow

(Source: claraoswalds)

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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asliceofhumblepi:

James Potter actually studied in the library a lot, but he did so under the invisibility cloak so his reputation would remain untarnished.

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

songofages:

terribletemptation:

fixed it

Can we do this with every episode. Just..idk i need it.

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(Source: busket)

thugmissus:

i woke up last night and saw the ghost of gloria gaynor at the end of my bed first I was afraid then i was petrified

cloudplays:

my life is so boring i want magic

why i need feminism

lizziemcganja:

"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute

"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is permiscuous

"whore" in the 2000s: a woman